Meet you in twenty

youko-mj: The best test ever.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:55:09 -0400

The best test ever.

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:48:31 -0400

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

puts on cartoon network because toonami’s on tonight sees the cleveland show’s on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:27 -0400

*puts on cartoon network because toonami’s on tonight* *sees the cleveland show’s on* *doesn’t change the channel because i don’t wanna bother with a lot of channel changing* *BARFS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SUPER FUCKING RACIST AND AWFUL*

best-of-funny: territorialcreep: timesweeping: this is how i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:43:17 -0400

best-of-funny:

territorialcreep:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

i am sobbing

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gaaraofsburbia: I honestly have such mad respect for...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:07:48 -0400

gaaraofsburbia:

I honestly have such mad respect for natural-sounding dialogue

emmyc: danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog. o m g

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:04:54 -0400

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:48 -0400

craigslistdad: reigninbuds: Yes it is.Egg cooks at a different...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:52:23 -0400

craigslistdad:

reigninbuds:

Yes it is.
Egg cooks at a different temperature than beef so instead of constantly changing the grill’s temperature to satisfy the one motherfucker that wants an Egg McMuffin at 4pm, they just raise it at the time most people typically finish eating Breakfast in the morning.

you people would be amazed at how many angry mcdonalds employee hate messages i’ve gotten for this post

nightlifemingus: 3words-to-remember: nightlifemingus: this is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:49:50 -0400

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

teal-deer: mandycreates: kethera: coconutcoconutcoconut: youn...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:42:29 -0400

teal-deer:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

rupert is the hero we all deserve

you go man with your truck

fmptard: this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:34:19 -0400

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

vivianvivisection: Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:32:38 -0400

vivianvivisection:

Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”

malformalady: A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:29:16 -0400

malformalady:

A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.

meantforeyesurgery: rennertastic: #i don’t think bruce has a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:07:44 -0400

meantforeyesurgery:

rennertastic:

#i don’t think bruce has a problem with interacting with people #it’s authority- people with guns #people who see him as a threat and make him out to be a villain #but these people in Calcutta see him as a good guy #so he can look them in the eye and not shuffle around #which is why even a place so chaotic as calcutta is better than anywhere near such a militaristic base like the helicarrier

This moment here? I already was in love with Mark Ruffalo’s portrayal of Bruce Banner. I still don’t know how he did it.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:46:10 -0400

kccasey: firsttimelady: funniest10k: Thor’s gift’s the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:45:17 -0400

kccasey:

firsttimelady:

funniest10k:

Thor’s gift’s the best.

omFG NO FURY’S IS THE BESTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHHH

Oh my god Tony looks like he’s about to start crying or something

calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:43:53 -0400

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

mapleprince: does this lady legitimately think she’s being...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:41:08 -0400

mapleprince:

does this lady legitimately think she’s being cyber bullied or

isaykonnichiwa: amagi wasabi farm by Viaje con JAPOPLAN

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:38:49 -0400

isaykonnichiwa:

amagi wasabi farm by Viaje con JAPOPLAN

the-gubbins-trench: Can we talk about Michael splayed out on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:56 -0400

the-gubbins-trench:

Can we talk about Michael splayed out on Gavin’s desk like a harlot?

“Hey, fuckface, draw me like one of your French girls or you’ll have more than your fucking finger stuck in this desk.”

Meet you in twenty

youko-mj: The best test ever.

*puts on cartoon network because toonami’s on tonight* *sees the cleveland show’s on*...

best-of-funny: territorialcreep: timesweeping: this is how i...

gaaraofsburbia: I honestly have such mad respect for...

emmyc: danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog. o m g

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craigslistdad: reigninbuds: Yes it is.Egg cooks at a different...

nightlifemingus: 3words-to-remember: nightlifemingus: this is...

teal-deer: mandycreates: kethera: coconutcoconutcoconut: youn...

fmptard: this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

vivianvivisection: Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape,...

malformalady: A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white...

meantforeyesurgery: rennertastic: #i don’t think bruce has a...

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kccasey: firsttimelady: funniest10k: Thor’s gift’s the...

calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so...

mapleprince: does this lady legitimately think she’s being...

isaykonnichiwa: amagi wasabi farm by Viaje con JAPOPLAN

the-gubbins-trench: Can we talk about Michael splayed out on...

puts on cartoon network because toonami’s on tonight sees the cleveland show’s on...